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first we show you every leak in your business. then — if you want — we fix all of it.
$1,997 one-timedelivered in 7 days5 things or refunded5 slots a week
a teardown studio autopsying dtc niches and rebuilding brands to beat them
the model
two steps. no mystery.
we find every leak.
the teardown: your ads, your competitors, your landing pages, your email flows — autopsied. a 90-day fix list in 7 days. $1,997, yours forever.
get your teardownwe fix all of it. for you.
the partnership: we take over and run everything — ads, pages, flows, affiliates, testing. flat retainer, by application.
the manifesto
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we're a one-stop shop. one team, every discipline — so you can count on just the right expertise for work that moves and connects.
Services
The Teardown
Your site, your top five competitors, and every live ad in your niche, autopsied. A sequenced 90-day attack plan, delivered in 7 days, yours to keep.
Landing Pages
Product pages and funnels rebuilt for the offer, message-matched to the ads, mobile-first, sticky-CTA everything. Not a theme with your logo on it.
Ad Engine
Twenty-plus structurally different static concepts a month plus managed UGC on Meta. Volume that unlocks spend, winners scaled same-day.
Competitor Intel
The teardown on subscription. Your niche re-autopsied monthly, fatigue alerts on competitor ads, the white-space memo refreshed quarterly.
Offers & Flows
Bundles, thresholds, post-purchase upsells, AI follow-up email and SMS flows. AOV and CAC treated as levers we pull, not weather.
The Panel
A synthetic focus group at scale. We model your niche's average and ideal customers as AI personas, then pre-test hundreds of page, ad, and offer variations against them before a dollar of spend.
wanna see what we can do with high risk products?
peptides — the hardest niche to scale. we did it anyway.
banned words, banned accounts, zero tolerance — and still, real results. watch below. if we can scale peptides, your brand is easy mode.
the panel
a synthetic focus group at scale. we find what your niche responds to before you spend a dollar finding out.
we model your buyers.
thousands of ai personas built from your niche, your reviews, your competitors' comment sections. your average customer and your ideal one — objections, triggers, the exact words they use for their pain.
we run the gauntlet.
hundreds of landing page variations, hooks, angles, and offers put in front of the panel. weak ideas die here, for free.
we rank what survives.
the top page directions, the strongest angles, the pain-point language your niche actually responds to.
real traffic renders the verdict.
the winners ship to live tests. the panel is pre-flight — it compresses six months of testing into a week and burns zero ad spend doing it. real users always get the final vote.
most agencies find out what works by spending your money. we find out before.
the burned-out optimizer, 34 — four greens powders deep, reads every label twice
"another scoop that tastes like a lawn and does nothing i can actually feel. why is this one different?"
"you won't feel it on day one. you'll notice it on day nine, when 3pm stops flattening you."
the teardown finds what's broken. the panel ranks the fixes. the partnership ships the winners.
Teardowns
our proof isn't a logo wall — it's the work. open a teardown and read it. the first pages are free; the rest belongs to the client.
the teardown
your niche, torn down.
7 days. recorded walkthrough plus the full document. yours forever, whoever you hire.
the panel — included. thousands of ai buyer-brains trained on your niche pre-test every fix on funnels, offers and creatives before you spend a dollar building.
if it doesn't show you at least five things you didn't know about your niche, tell us within 7 days of delivery and we refund it. all of it.
a senior growth hire runs about $4,000 a week. this is half that, once, and you keep the output.
we run 5 teardowns per week.
invoice + kickoff call link in your inbox within 24 hours. we start immediately.
thenthe full document plus a recorded walkthrough. every leak, every fix, sequenced.
thenrun the blueprint yourself, or apply for the partnership and we run all of it for you.
choose your reality
high risk. handled.
restricted verticals, grey offers, products meta keeps swiping left on. we run them anyway — whitelisted, funded, and managed like they're blue-chip.
access to meta
whitelisted ad accounts. the front door, held open.
dedicated client support
no bots or annoying automations. a human who knows your account.
instant funding
24/7 — fully automated. top-ups land while competitors wait on tickets.
automatic management
of rejected ads. resubmitted, restructured, relaunched. no stress.
real-time dashboard
monitor fund status live. no guessing where your money sits.
bad boys get margins too.
Pricing
two ways in. equally sharp. pick your speed.
the teardown
$1,997one time- your site autopsied page-by-page — every leak, ranked by revenue impact
- your top 5 competitors' funnels, walked and mapped
- every live ad in your niche, tagged by angle + fatigue
- thousands of ai buyer-brains trained on your high, mid + low intent buyers
- your funnels, offers + creatives pre-tested on them before a dollar of spend
- aov levers mapped — offers, bundles, post-purchase upsells
- creative fixes — the hooks + angles your niche actually responds to
- the white-space memo — the moves nobody in your niche is making
- a sequenced 90-day attack plan — the full blueprint to your next milestone
delivered in 7 days. yours forever — execute it yourself, or hand it back and we run it for you. that's the partnership →
get your teardown5 things you didn't know — or refunded
the partnership
by applicationflat retainer · month-to-month after 90 days- your ads — creative, testing, scaling
- landing pages + conversion testing
- email + sms flows
- affiliates
- offers, bundles, upsells
- all of it. one team.
one rule: $20k/mo+ in monthly revenue. your accounts, your files, always.
no % of ad spend. ever.
FAQ
get your niche torn down this week.
5 slots a weekdelivered in 7 days5 things you didn't know — or refunded
the teardown — $1,997
the fast lane. in the queue in sixty seconds, delivered in 7 days.
the partnership
hand us the keys. flat retainer, no % of ad spend.
- we run your ads
- landing pages + conversion testing
- email + sms flows
- affiliates, offers, upsells
- all of it — one team, one machine
the application takes ninety seconds and it qualifies you on the spot — one rule, $20k/mo+ in monthly revenue.